Sick Sick Sick

I'm going to write this blog post as quickly as possible, with no edits because I'm fairly sure I'm coming down with some strain of the flu. My entire body aches, it hurts to move, I've been throwing up all night, the lights hurt my eyes, I'm dizzy... basically I just feel like shit. (Note: H1N1, if you find me, I will hurt all that you hold dear.) 

BUT I have missed writing a ton, so alas, here I am. I am officially out to ALL of my friends now, as well as anyone who asks... and anyone with a penis trying to get inside these jeans. I'm still keeping my parents in the dark, especially after an event last weekend where my mom saw two women kissing on Grey's Anatomy (Callie and Erica, I'm still on season 4!) She turned her face away and shouted "Ew, I don't want to see that! Get that off the screen!" Needless to say I was teeter-tottering between being mildly embarrassed and fairly turned on. 

In other news... I kissed a girl and I liked it. That's right. I liked it. A lot. She was soft and tender and sweet and... everything good in this world. It's like a bell in my head went off: "THAT'S what it's supposed to feel like!" 

Alright you guys, that's all I can take tonight. Touching the keys with my fingertips actually hurts. Stay safe and stay healthy!